December 2010
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tedtheodorelogan-deactivated201 asked: Ha, Skwigelf used to be my URL. GLAD TO SEE YOU ARE USING IT FOR THE POWERS OF METAL AND BETTER THAN TOKI~
Dec 20th
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Since I ams de best gifts givers in Mordhaus I ams...
Here ams five great gifts ideas for when you ams on a budget! Wraps a bowl of water and tells dem it ams verys rare snowmans blood Takes a box and draws onto its. Puts your head inside and sing when dey opens de box. Bam, musics box. Porfect for de ladies. Makes a necklace froms de guitar pick and brokens strings. Dey ams just laysing around anyways. Makes de sexy coupons. Always ams a crowd...
Dec 16th
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I am sorry that I havents been postings very much
but it ams difficults to haves an onlines life and writes a whole fucksing album basicallies by yourself. also I gots to keeps de ladies happy if you know whats I mean (;
Dec 15th
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I Hates You →
notadildos: wtf ams this? …I dont gets it it ams calleds “I hates you” but we…it amn’ts makes no sense!
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antiaichan replied to your post:If you don’t want Toki… I will gladly take him off your hands. (: Hey anon, wait your turn! I’ve got snuggle times with Toki and Skwis right now. kthnxbai ;) You knows it We amnt’s into people what doesn’t have faces, either. Sorries, anonymos.
Dec 9th
 notadildos replied to your post:If you don’t want Toki… I will gladly take him off your hands. (: this ams pretty creepies. skwisgaar, human traffickings ams illegal. I don’ts even know why it ams sent to me! It amn’ts like I owns you or anything.
Dec 9th
notadildos asked: ah...uh...um...

well...yeah.

you knows.

/:
Dec 9th
Anonymous asked: If you don't want Toki...

I will gladly take him off your hands.

(:
Dec 9th
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notadildos asked: of course i ams not wantings to be yellings at nathan.

he is terrifying.
Dec 9th
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so wracked by guilt or regret or socialization:... →
notadildos: howlikeatree: But I got all distracted by this amazing Drabble Generator that everyone’s been posting. It was Christmas Eve. Toki leaned forcefully against the window, sipping wholesome eggnog. He looked at the zazzy grandspas guitar hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Pickles had hung… skwisgaar, ams you jealous of my bromancing with pickle? Why woulds I...
Dec 9th
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notadildos asked: YOU AMS THE ONE TALKINGS ABOUT BEING NAKED.
Dec 9th
notadildos asked: IF YOU AMS WANTINGS TO SEE ME NAKEDS YOU CANS DO IT THE OLDERS FASHION WAY.

IT'S NOT THE ENDINGS OF THE WORLD SKWISGAAR.

calm down.

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Anonymous asked: Are you jealous when Toki and Rockso hang out? Is that why you were upset when they drove around together and fired guns but did the exact same thing with him later?
Dec 9th
notadildos replied to your post: UNTOLDS STORIES: I AMS DOINGS THE SYNTH AND KEYBOARDINGS. YOU KNOWS IT. YOU CAN’T PLAYS PIANO. I WAS THE ONE FORCED TO PALY IN CHURCH. YES. CHURCH. D:< AND WE KNOW YOU AMS ALWAYS RE RECORDING MY RHYTHMS LINES YOU FUCKER. pfff, dat ams not what de cds case says ;) and maybies you should plays better so I wouldn’ts have to. It ams hard on my to do all of...
Dec 9th
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Anonymous asked: When Toki offered to suck your dick, did you let him?
Dec 9th
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UNTOLDS STORIES:
TOKI AMS A LITTLE GIRL WHO CAN’TS PLAY DE GUITAR AND ALL OF DE KEYBOARDS RECORDSINGS? AND MOST OF HIS GUITARS ONES? YEAH, I DIDS THOSE. NOTS HIM.
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notadildos replied to your post: skwisgaar, do you REALLY hate toki? i ams still not understandings this blocking cocks business. it means you makes de ladies go away befores i can you know whats dem! why don’ts you googles it or someting.
Dec 9th
antiaichan: skwigelf: antiaichan: It’s Steff and I’m always up for sharing! =D What a pretties name you haves, Steff. You cans calls me Skwis. Because it ams shorter and easier to be screamings Oh Skwis, you charmer, you! You’re joining Toki and I for cuddling tonight, right? I wouldnts be missings it for de worlds (; (which i coulds buy because I am a billionsaire, you know)
Dec 9th
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rainbowinyoursky asked: skwisgaar,

do you REALLY hate toki?
Dec 9th
"lol It’s ok, I’m just going along for the ride....
notadildos: skwigelf: notadildos: ah, skwisgaar, i ams to be havingks a guest over tonight. snuggling and hugging will be goings on. “#you cans joins if you wants #but no funny businesses #just cuddlings” I won’ts so anytings funny, honestlies. “#no promises abouts sexy though” pffffffft skwisgaar no needs to be corruptings this poor goil. you ams unsatiakables. Corruptings ams...
Dec 9th
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"lol It’s ok, I’m just going along for the ride....
notadildos: ah, skwisgaar, i ams to be havingks a guest over tonight. snuggling and hugging will be goings on. “#you cans joins if you wants #but no funny businesses #just cuddlings” I won’ts so anytings funny, honestlies.
Dec 9th
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antiaichan: It’s Steff and I’m always up for sharing! =D What a pretties name you haves, Steff. You cans calls me Skwis. Because it ams shorter and easier to be screamings
Dec 9th
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notadildos: antiaichan: skwigelf replied: Lost whats? Ams it your panties? I coulds helps you find dem…;) (You ams a lady, right?) I only wear panties when I’m feeling kinky. ;D SKWISGAAR YOU AMS TO BE LEAVINGS THE PRETTI GOIL ALONES. SHE AMS CLEARLY TOO SWEETS FOR YOU. TOKI YOU STAYS OUT OF DIS IT AMS BETWEEN ME ANDS excuse me, but I seems to have missed your name? (:
Dec 9th
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notadildos asked: DGSFDFASGRHSFDH LADY.

but i ams srs,

what ams you wantingks for christ-mass?
Dec 9th
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hellos new followers
Thanks you for followings de tumblr that ams more betters than Toki’s tumblr. Now if you coulds send me links to tumblrs what ams posting pictures of ladies, dat would be pretties great.
Dec 9th
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notadildos asked: YOU CANTS TAKE THIS AWAY FROMS ME SKWISGAAR.

I DON'TS EVENS CARE THAT URS LEAKINGS THE STRANGE PIKTURES OF US.

I AM TOKI.

I AM THE INTERNETS.

D:<
Dec 9th