I ams a God

Dec 20

tedtheodorelogan-deactivated201 asked: Ha, Skwigelf used to be my URL. GLAD TO SEE YOU ARE USING IT FOR THE POWERS OF METAL AND BETTER THAN TOKI~

I ams glad to know dat my name ams synonymnos with metals and beings betters den Toki. Ha, nots surprising, ams I right?

You haves good taste in urls (;

(ams dat pronounces like..yoo-ral? or oo-ruhl? or ams it earl?)

Dec 16

Since I ams de best gifts givers in Mordhaus I ams goings to helps you all wit givings presents

Here ams five great gifts ideas for when you ams on a budget!

1. Wraps a bowl of water and tells dem it ams verys rare snowmans blood
2. Takes a box and draws onto its. Puts your head inside and sing when dey opens de box. Bam, musics box. Porfect for de ladies.
3. Makes a necklace froms de guitar pick and brokens strings. Dey ams just laysing around anyways.
4. Makes de sexy coupons. Always ams a crowd pleaser.
5. Go to de Samations Army and buys de ugliest sweaters. It ams “ironic”. Pff, hipsters.

I ams hopings dis ams helpful to you dis holiday seasons.

Dec 15

I am sorry that I havents been postings very much

but it ams difficults to haves an onlines life and writes a whole fucksing album basicallies by yourself.

also I gots to keeps de ladies happy if you know whats I mean (;

Dec 10

I Hates You -

notadildos:

wtf ams this?

…I dont gets it

it ams calleds “I hates you”

but we…it amn’ts makes no sense!

Pickle don’ts fight fair. Looks at him, wit de ladies hair pullings.

(Source: man-thing)

Good times wit de ladies.

(Source: man-thing)

notadildos:

terezi:

fuckyeahterribleart:

I found this on Google whilst searching for “Skwisgaar Skwigelf.

DAT CHIN.

SO BEAUTIFULS

YOU AMS KNOWINGS WHAT ELSE HAPPENS?

THIS.

Because it ams happens to be a picture of me, it ams autsomaticallies beautifuls. 

notadildos:

fuckyeah-metalocalypse:

(via doktor-gonzo)

he’s such a fucker.

I didn’ts even dos anything and you ams insulting me!

rainbowinyoursky:

danieljamesrc:

This is Chris Hemsworth

He will be plaing Thor, in the upcoming film, Thor.

bow chicka bow wow

why does it bother me so much that his areolas so perfectly circular?

I shoulds be de one playing Thor.

(via rainbowinyoursky)