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    notadildos:

    skwigelf:

    notadildos:

    i founds this tumblys because i ams tireds of skwigaar gettingks all the goils.

    then again,

    they all probablies am havings the hepatitis c…

    so…

    yeah.

    Pfff, what, you wants to gets hipsters ladies wit dis hipster lady musics?

    Pathetics.

    YES SKWISGAAR

    I AM GETTINGKS ALL OF THE PRETTY HIPSTER GOILS

    WIT THERE ADDERALLS AND MARY JANES

    AND INTELLIGENT CONVERSAKTIONS ABOUTS LITERKATURES.

    THAT AMS THE GOALS.

    Toki, Toki, Toki.

    You don’ts TALKS to ladies, pfff.

    They can’ts talk with your you know whats in their mouth.

    It ams uncomfortables.

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