1. Since I ams de best gifts givers in Mordhaus I ams goings to helps you all wit givings presents

    Here ams five great gifts ideas for when you ams on a budget!

    1. Wraps a bowl of water and tells dem it ams verys rare snowmans blood
    2. Takes a box and draws onto its. Puts your head inside and sing when dey opens de box. Bam, musics box. Porfect for de ladies.
    3. Makes a necklace froms de guitar pick and brokens strings. Dey ams just laysing around anyways.
    4. Makes de sexy coupons. Always ams a crowd pleaser.
    5. Go to de Samations Army and buys de ugliest sweaters. It ams “ironic”. Pff, hipsters.

    I ams hopings dis ams helpful to you dis holiday seasons.

Notes

  1. rukastarr reblogged this from antiaichan and added:
    Gimme a sec to decorate this box. =]
  2. rainbowinyoursky reblogged this from thisisabust and added:
    HAVE AN INSTANT CLASSY DATE WITH YOURSELF
  3. notadildos reblogged this from skwigelf and added:
    blood” mega br00tal
  4. antiaichan reblogged this from skwigelf
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